So this is a big deal these days. Identity stealing. Really? You wanna be me? What is it? My lousy credit score? You got it. My name? I made that up. Didn’t like the original. So I suppose it’s not real to begin with so your right as well as mine. So just what is it you want?
I go on unsafe websites. Do what I want online. If you get into my bank account you will find that I am broke. Maybe you will feel pity and deposit a few bucks for me.
The point is, I’m tired of the warnings. They don’t strike fear in my heart. If I got nothing, I got nothing to lose.
Go ahead. Be me. I will watch how successful you are with it. If you do well, I might steal me back.