There is a commercial for one of the frozen diet brand’s pizza. It says something to the effect of is it still pizza if you can dab it with a napkin and pull off the cheese… Then they present their sauce on cardboard as an example of REAL pizza. Hey, I don’t know where they grew up but in my book, if it doesn’t have grease and you don’t have excessive, stretchy, greasy cheese – it ain’t pizza. Just sayin’.
Kate Eileen Shannon 